Counting the ingredients - and counting - and counting . . . !

I decided to check out the anti-aging serum sold by America's second largest MLM company.  No names, but the t.v. commercial used to have a ringing doorbell in it.  It's not too pricey - $40 retail for one oz., but sells for $22.99 when there's a sale.  Customers are giving it four stars out of five for effectiveness.  That all sounds good.  But here's the ingredient list - all 53 of them:   

WATER/EAU GLYCERIN BIS-PEG-18 METHYL ETHER DIMETHYL SILANE DIMETHICONE THIODIPROPIONIC ACID YEAST EXTRACT/EXTRAIT DE LEVURE ALGAE EXTRACT ECLIPTA PROSTRATA EXTRACT GLYCINE SOJA (SOYBEAN) SEED EXTRACT PHAEODACTYLUM TRICORNUTUM EXTRACT PHYTOL MALUS DOMESTICA FRUIT CELL CULTURE EXTRACT GLYCINE MAX (SOYBEAN) SYMBIOSOME EXTRACT PALMITOYL TETRAPEPTIDE-7 GLUCOSAMINE HCL SACCHAROMYCES/ZINC FERMENT ORYZANOL TOCOPHEROL ETHOXYDIGLYCOL SODIUM POLYACRYLATE DIGLYCERIN C12-15 ALKYL BENZOATE CETEARYL DIMETHICONE CROSSPOLYMER BIS-PEG/PPG-20/5 PEG/PPG-20/5 DIMETHICONE METHOXY PEG/PPG-25/4 DIMETHICONE CHONDRUS CRISPUS EXTRACT HYDROXYETHYL ACRYLATE/SODIUM ACRYLOYLDIMETHYL TAURATE OPOLYMER UREA SILICA ISOHEXADECANE CAPRYLIC/CAPRIC TRIGLYCERIDE CYCLOPENTASILOXANE AMMONIUM HYDROXIDE TRIDECETH-6 PEG/PPG-20/23 DIMETHICONE PARFUM/FRAGRANCE POLYGLYCERIN-3 SODIUM HYALURONATE POLYSORBATE 60 PEG/PPG-18/18 DIMETHICONE SACCHAROMYCES FERMENT LYSATE FILTRATE XANTHAN GUM LECITHIN PALMITOYL TETRAPEPTIDE-10 STEARETH-20 DISODIUM EDTA IMIDAZOLIDINYL UREA PHENOXYETHANOL ORANGE 4/CI 15510 RED 4/CI 14700. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ACK!   Not one, not two, but several of these are on the "Dirty Dozen" list.  I don't want this product on my face.  

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